I've spent most of my morning checking on my Firefox and Explorer browser windows, in a vain attempt to get Rockies World Series tickets.
I hated standing "in queues" when I lived in England, and I have just as much distaste for them with my butt parked in front of my computer. I would say that at least I had a cup of coffee to keep my happy today.
I spilled the entire contents of my coffee mug on my lap with my very first sip.
But, I don't think The Universe is trying to Totally Fuck With Me. I think it is Only Kinda Fucking With Me. I am wearing brown slacks today, so you can't tell I am wearing coffee.
So, seeing as how I am Only Kinda Being Fucked With, please keep your fingers crossed for me! I shall not give up hope, even as the evil queue tries to suck my soul away!