2. Yes, snow. Bye-bye, Summer, you shy, finicky motherfucker!
3. Some of the nicknames I've had over the years include:
- Shorty (so original!)
- T-Rex (my favorite)
4. From the above list, you can accurately deduce that I am a short, freckled ball of stress who can get mighty pissy and doesn't generally like to get pushed around.
5. I used to be one helluva firecracker, but have toned that shit down over the last few years. I miss it. So what if my foot routinely found itself in my mouth? Ha! Small price to pay for having confidence and speaking my mind.
The sole of my shoe is looking mighty tasty. I am tired of being quiet.
Happy Friday to you!