I have had too many whiskeys. Many folks on TV have four eyes. The hilarious black guy in the warehouse on The Office? Four eyes.
I have defended my high opinion of Gwenyth Paltrow. Which, regardless of my blood alcohol level, remains steady. No matter her privilege and unreasonable-to-poor-people metabolic diet, I like her.
Also - IT IS SNOWING. SNOWING. YES.
As I post this, it is still May 6. May 6 at 10: 26 p.m. AND IT IS SNOWING. This is the third time it has snowed on May 6, 2010.
I may need more whiskey.
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Ugh. So sorry about the snow! I hope the whiskey helped.
ReplyDeleteReally, when there's snow in May, what ELSE can you do but drink?
ReplyDeleteI can hardly believe that. I thought snow in April was ridiculous. I'm glad you have the whiskey at least.
ReplyDeleteYou Rock!
ReplyDeletePerhaps you can invent some sort of whiskey snow-cone. You know, a grown-up version to be sold at 4-H fairs. Or whiskey ice cream?
ReplyDeleteWishing you some sunny days coming soon.