I have had too many whiskeys. Many folks on TV have four eyes. The hilarious black guy in the warehouse on The Office? Four eyes.
I have defended my high opinion of Gwenyth Paltrow. Which, regardless of my blood alcohol level, remains steady. No matter her privilege and unreasonable-to-poor-people metabolic diet, I like her.
Also - IT IS SNOWING. SNOWING. YES.
As I post this, it is still May 6. May 6 at 10: 26 p.m. AND IT IS SNOWING. This is the third time it has snowed on May 6, 2010.
I may need more whiskey.