While crashed out on the couch, watching Will and Grace:
Mathew (Patrick Dempsey), a gay man on a date with Will (Eric McCormack):I love sports. I always wanted to be a sports caster. I used to take my mom's curling iron and talk into it, pretending to be Howard Cosell."
Will: "That's funny. I used to sing into my mom's curing iron pretending to be Eartha Kitt."
Me, tapping A. on the knee: Oh! I've seen Eartha Kitt live in the Roger's and Hammerstein's Cinderella musical.
A.: I have no idea what you just said.